i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
sex is like strawberries and whipped cream on a warm day and then a little chocolate and champagne and then maybe some fancy spicy soup from a nice mexican restaurant if you’re feeling a little kinky and then slamming a baked potato onto the counter like slam. slam! slam. and ooh when you add some butter and shredded cheese and seasonings mm is that baked potato good. and juicy and oozing sour cream. and just unf yeah gimme that baked potato.