Thresh: Are you ready?
Clove: Am I ready to wh--
Thresh: TO ROCK
*Peeta gets an 8*
*Katniss gets an 11*
Cinna: To Katniss Everdeen, the girl who was on fire! *everyone claps*
Alternate Ending to Catching Fire
Gale: Katniss, there is no District 12
Gale: this whole world is just an intricate delusion you've been living for years
Gale: to avoid doing your homework
Gale: you're not the Mockingjay
Gale: you're actually a high school junior with a procrastination problem
Gale: there are no Hunger Games
Gale: you're just hungry cause you ran out of pita chips
Gale: that's not a syringe
Gale: that's a mechanical pencil
Gale: you're obsessed with fire and we're starting to think you have a problem.
*END OF BOOK TWO*
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Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
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peeta: hold the fuck up let me touch your braid
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