August 2012
philosophers-stoned:
thesassylorax:
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dylans-hoebrien:
the beginning stages of my blog are like my middle school years
aka we don’t talk about it and pretend like it didn’t happen
theatticdemos:
wrists-of-crimson:
how do you politely push someone off a cliff
How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato
Teachers: So what did everyone read this past summer?
Me: Homoerotic fanfiction.
